When I was a teenager, I thought I was ready to take on the world, however you couldn’t tell myself and others anything, I knew it all, and had our future all planned out, and not so weird from our kids now, I guess, but I am sure I am much worse than they could ever be! The first real wake up call I got about how little I knew about being an adult was the first time I took our boyfriend away for a weekend, then it was a quaint, remote little condo within a lot of privacy and a affectionate ancient style fireplace with a bear skin rug in front of it, and let myself and others tell you that I had plenty of ideas about how affectionate that fireplace was going to be! I had neglected to consider that the fireplace didn’t run on natural gas, it required wood that had to be acquired and chopped up. This was happening in the dead of winter, mind you, because I felt the freezing outside would make the roaring fireplace all the more sexy! I got easily little firewood chopped before the snowstorm hit, and not only did it wear out our arms and shoulders, however it wasn’t enough to fill the fireplace! It turns out that trying to seduce a boy next to a pink, Hello Kitty space furnace is not nearly as affectionate as the fireplace. The space furnace worked, however not enough to keep us easily warm, so the whole night was a bust, and the next morning he asked to leave! And that was that!