If one more person tries to pick a fight with me today, someone may have to come up with some bail money for me. I’ve had the worst morning. First, every single person on the road this morning on the way to work had some kind of road rage. People cut me off, blew their horns, and flipped me the bird the whole way to work today! Then I got a ticket! Then I couldn’t find a parking spot and then someone stole the spot I was trying to back into! And to top it all off, when I did get to my office, the air conditioner was messed up and the whole office had this terrible air quality that smelled musty and like mildew. I called the building supervisor to complain about the air conditioning issue and then he yelled at me like it was my fault! He actually accused me of messing around with the office’s thermostat system too much and claimed that by trying to adjust the thermostat, I had broken the air conditioning. All I know is that he must be having as bad of a day as I am, because that is just a ridiculous accusation. I’ve barely ever even touched the thermostat in our office, because it’s one of those digital programmable thermostats. I leave the thing set to a temperature of seventy degrees year round, so I don’t even know what he’s talking about when he says that I’ve been messing around with the thermostat. I’m hot under the collar already, so to speak, so I don’t really want to have to deal with any air conditioning problems today, too!