Periodically you hang out with one of your family members and leave with a brand up-to-date perspective on life.
Unluckyly, for me, that has not been a genuinely bright and sunny up-to-date view.
In fact, I was recently hanging out with my oldest cousin when she began saying things that were nothing short of shocking to me. Apparently, she is not exactly in her right mind and I have a lot of things to be uneasy about for her. Not only does she feel that aliens are coming for her body any day, but she is convinced that her heating, cooling, and air quality control system has been laboring with them.I found this out the tough way when I went to visit and realized that she had no laboring indoor air temperature control devices. There was a large cooling system in the back of her property and she had a sizable boiler resting in the basement. However, she was not using either of the indoor air temperature and air quality control devices and she didn’t plan on ever touching them again. She was so dead set on her up-to-date lifestyle separate from any up-to-date indoor air quality control that she had even gone so far as to start filling all of the HVAC ducts work. Nearly every air vent in her property was filled to the brim with blankets, towels, and outdated clothing. At the same time, she had completely removed her control machine from the wall. When I cautiously asked what was going on with the indoor air temperature control devices, she told me that the aliens had hijacked them. Her control machine wasn’t really her control unit, it was a listening device. I need a up-to-date family.