When I was a teenager, I thought I was ready to take on the world, however you couldn’t tell me anything, I knew it all, plus had our future all planned out; Not so unusual from our youngsters now, I guess, but I am sure I am much worse than they could ever be, and the first real wake up call I got about how little I knew about being an adult was the first time I took our bestie away for a weekend, then it was a quaint, remote little beach house within a lot of privacy plus a loving old style fireplace with a bear skin rug in front of it; Let me tell you that I had plenty of ideas about how loving that fireplace was going to be! I had neglected to consider that the fireplace didn’t run on natural gas, it required wood that had to be acquired plus chopped up.
- This was happening in the dead of winter, mind you, because I felt the freezing outside would make the roaring fireplace all the more sexy! I got legitimately little firewood chopped before the snowstorm hit, plus not only did it wear out our arms plus shoulders, but it wasn’t enough to fill the fireplace! It turns out that trying to seduce a girl next to a pink, Hello Kitty space furnace is not nearly as loving as the fireplace.
The space furnace worked, but not enough to keep us legitimately warm, so the whole night was a bust, plus the next morning she asked to leave. And that was that!